After a little consideration, I figured I'd "talk" about flirting this time. This is meant to sorta show you all just how weird my thoughts can be, and there's a fair few of them, so it's hard to decide which to share. XD Anyhow, yes, this time its flirting.

Confusing. That's the most obvious, and honest thing I can combine with the concept of flirting. Oh sure, I know some of you are just perfect little players and know all about body language and crap, but it just confuses me. I don't understand it. I don't get why people do it, mostly. Apparently its meant to be a way to subtly let people know your into them or something. Yea, sure, subtly can be fun when your talking about stuff and want to make it vague, or just intentionally to confuse someone, but I need classes or something, because the subtly makes a sonic boom as it flies over my head. I have no way of telling if someone's enjoying their time or not unless they expressely state it, really. I'm sure you all know the story by now; Heath was totally rejected by 9 different girls for his formal. I'm friends with all the girls who I asked, and I'm never going to hold it against them or anything like that, but it's still a sure fire sign that I don't get this stuff. Your body language might as well be in french, dear, because I know wi means yes, and I know tears mean your either sad or laughing too much. That's about the extent of my knowledge in both. Anything beyond that is complete guess work.

Of course, I'm talking about flirting here, not laugh at my depressing social stigma, so lets move on and close our eyes to what I said there. Flirting. God, its such a funny word to write and look at and I'm getting sick of repeating it so I think I'll just stop there. But that seems to be unfair, so I'll say one last thing on the subject. Telling someone you like them is hard, yea, but staring at them to try and psycho say it may just make them concerned. So, if your into someone, try something different next time. Ask them if they are busy on some day to go and do something. Sure, getting rejected is depressing, but amazingly it's less pathetic then never getting the chance to do anything with anyone because your forever hoping that the eyelash flicking you do will eventually transform into morse code and your eye's can organise the entire date for you. Because that doesn't happen. ... to my knowledge.